Where else can one get delicious chicken wings and cold beer served by attractive, bosomy young women in tight-fitting, revealing outfits?.
So, as the Daily Caller reports, fans of the eatery chain and those who are just pleased that it exists were perturbed when the Daily Loud announced on Twitter that Hooters would soon be no more.
“Hooters is shutting down and ‘rebranding’ after new study shows that millennials ‘aren’t that into boobs’”
January 01, 2023
The Daily Loud followed up this horrible news with a screenshot of a story in Instagram.
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“#Millennials are once again to blame, this time for causing the potential downfall of the boob-friendly restaurant and bar chain #Hooters. From a peak of around 430 locations less than a decade back, the chain has been steadily shrinking to now just 312 Hooters restaurants open in America.
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“According to a recent study by the fine folks over at P*rnhub, millennials are less interested in breasts than their elders. To be specific ‘Phub visitors between the ages of 18 and 24 are 19% less likely to search for breasts when compared to all other age groups, but visitors aged 55 to 64 more likely to search for boob related material.”
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The “news” elicited consternation among the 30 million people who saw it. Elon Musk, a Gen Xer, replied, “Can’t tell if satire or real.”
Wall Street Silver replied, “Something went horribly wrong with the Millennial generation.”
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The problem is that the story is five years old. Yet Hooters persists in serving up food and beer to the breast aficionados. Then Hooters sent a tweet to Musk that read, "Elon if you could let the world know that millennials do in fact love boobs that would be really cool.”
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Musk expressed a one-word reply of relief. “Phew.”
Nick Adams, a Twitter personality who expounds on the virtues of being an “alpha male,” Also expressed relief. “Major announcement. The left will not defeat the great Hooters, they are here to stay!”
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The Daily Caller finished the story by observing that Hooters is a male paradise. Where else can one get food and drink served by attractive young women in a space surrounded by TV screens playing nothing but sports? Nick Adams called the chain the “cornerstone of male education.”
The more important lesson is that the Millennial generation, blamed for so much, has not yet lost an appreciation of a woman’s breast.
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