“If there’s one thing we’ve learned from the crisis in Ukraine, it’s that everyone loves, and the world still needs, grown-ass men,” Maher started his rant.
Maher noticed that American women are obsessing over Zelenskyy, who the New York Post and Forward labeled as a “sex symbol” earlier this month. Maher emphasized that Progressives can’t consider Zelenskyy a sex symbol while criticizing masculinity as toxic.
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The liberal talk show host jokingly hypothesized, “Could it be that as much as women may want to create the perfect man there’s always going to be a little bit of toxic mixed in with our masculinity and no amount of training will turn us into your favorite ‘Twilight’ character.”
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“Masculinity is like coffee even when you decaffeinate, there’s still a little caffeine in there,” Maher quipped.
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“Now there’s certainly no denying that there has been a lot of toxicity associated with men throughout history, oceans of brutality, all of which is horrible, and some of which is why our species still exists on earth,” Maher acknowledged.
“There are brave women fighting in Ukraine, but the images of people fleeing all seem to be women and children while every able-bodied man in Ukraine is sticking around to fight and maybe die,” Maher stressed. Ukraine has prohibited most Ukrainian men aged 18 to 60 from fleeing the nation, forcing them to defend against the Russian attack.
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“It’s not always a great advantage being a man and toxic though we may be,” he declared. “We do sometimes come in handy.”
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“Turns out after 200,000 years, there’s still a lot of ‘Another tribe is coming to kill us.’ And when that happens, you want a little big d*** energy,” Maher announced of military conflicts.
Maher remarked that for years he has been told that “women just want a man who listens” and “won’t try to fix their problems. He dared, “Put that to the test sometime. Go over to her house tomorrow and fix her radiator. I bet she loves it.”
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“When there’s a noise downstairs, someone has to go into the dark and most women still want a man to do it,” Maher jokes. “And if he doesn’t, or can’t or won't, it’s not sexy.”
The HBO host shared a study that American adults having sex hit a 30-year low. He highlighted a study that one in four adults in the U.S. hasn’t had sex in the past year. Maher pointed out how sperm counts of U.S. men have been drastically decreasing over decades.
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