Watch: Saturday Night Live Gives The Johnny Depp Trial The Respect It Truly Deserves

By Emanuel Eisen | Thursday, 19 May 2022 04:45 PM
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Saturday Night Live claimed to have found footage of the infamous feces strewn across Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's bed during the cold open sketch for this week's show.

Depp, portrayed by Kyle Mooney in the sketch, relayed his real-life allegation that his former wife left behind a 'fecal delivery' on his bed in Los Angeles.

When questioned by his lawyer, played by Aidy Bryant, about how he felt when discovering that someone had used his bed as a toilet bowl, a bearded and ponytailed Kyle Mooney Depp responds: 'I felt very sad.'

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In the sketch, the courtroom watched a video showing Kenan Thompson playing a security guard making the gruesome discovery. Thompson refers to the feces as a 'dookie' and 'booboo.' Thompson then calls in another member of Depp's staff, played by Ego Nwodim, and the pair debate who left the 'dookie.'

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After which, Nwodim exclaims: 'Man, what is wrong with white people?'

They are also joined as members of the couple's staff by Melissa Villasenor and Chris Redd.

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The sketch commences with Kate McKinnon as MSNBC host Nicole Wallace listing several perceived more pressing matters facing America other than the Depp/Heard trial. McKinnon quips about the tanking news network: 'You are watching MSNBC because you have nowhere else to place your anger.'

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When introducing coverage of the case, McKinnon refers to it as a 'cuckoo trial.' Playing Heard's lawyer Elaine Bredehoft was Heidi Gardner, who echoed Heard's real-life claims that the feces came from the couple's dogs and argued that the video shouldn’t be displayed.

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Amber Heard was not featured in the sketch. Judge Penny Azcarte, played by Cecily Strong, retorts: 'That’s true, but I’ll allow it, because it sounds fun. And this trial is for fun!'

At another stage, the judge asks Depp if he is finding the trial amusing, to which he answers, 'A little, yes.'

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The judge then confesses, 'So am I. You're bad, Captain Jack' as she pulls a glass of white wine from under her bench.

Strong says: 'I think I’ve seen enough. This trial has given me a lot to consider. On the one hand, I believe Mr. Depp's story. But on the other hand, your constant little smirk lets me know that. This is not the first woman you made so mad that she pooped in your bed.'

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Mooney's Depp smirks as he informs the judge: 'I guess I have been known to be full nightmare.'

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The episode was hosted by Selena Gomez, who did not appear in the Depp sketch and featured musical guest Post Malone. The show's season finale airs next week and will be hosted by Natasha Lyonne. Depp and Heard's defamation trial resumes on May 16 in Virginia.

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Having started on April 11, the five-week-long Virginia-based trial stems from Depp’s hauling his ex-wife and Rum Diary co-star into court in March 2019 for a late 2018 Washington Post op-ed Heard penned about being a “public figure representing domestic abuse.” While the piece in the Jeff Bezos-owned broadsheet never mentioned Depp by name, the Pirates of the Caribbean actor insisted the op-ed was about him and “devastated” his career, costing him big bucks roles like another potential stint as Captain Jack Sparrow.

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Though he said nothing of the sort during the couple’s very public and restraining order filed divorce in 2016, the self-admitted sometimes substance-abusing Depp also began claiming in 2019 that far from being the perpetrator of domestic abuse in his relationship with Heard, he was, in fact, the victim.

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