"Talk of the 2024 Republican Primary is already heating up, so let's talk to the svelte, muscular, 230-pound gorilla in the room, Donald Trump," McKinnon's Ingraham said, introducing him.
"It's wonderful to be here. I'm back, just like Tiger King II. You had fun the first time, and now you're like, 'How are more people from this not in jail yet?'" Johnson's Trump ridiculed.
"Now, Mr President, you're out on the trail again creating controversy with your typical whacko stuff and uncharacteristically reasonable takes on booster shots. Would you like to give our viewers a taste?" McKinnon's Ingraham said, referring to how Trump has been heard publicly advertising vaccines among his base, even after being booed for it.
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Johnson's Trump then kept playing Wordle, the five-letter guessing game that has recently taken the world by storm.
"I sure would. Let's get to today's Wordle. Can we do that please?" Johnson's Trump responded, before launching head-long into a minute-long rant with a Wordle puzzle as his riff.
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His puzzle featured words including Boost, Mayer, HIMYM, Momoa and Prada, before eventually ending up at the final word of, what else, "Trump".
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"I got the booster, okay. Because I made the vaccine. It's a wonderful vaccine. But it's very unfair what is happening with the COVID treatment, okay. White people are being told to get in the back of the line. It's really awful," Trump began.
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"Speaking of White people, John Mayer. Okay, John Mayer hasn't had a hit in so long, but we love Mayer, okay? Body wonderland. Come on, I thought it was tremendous music.
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"With Body wonderland," Johnson's Trump said, as he discussed the word Mayer, "I'd rather be mayor of anything, than be Governor Ron DeSantis. I'd beat him so badly if he went against me, just like I beat Hillary because the only Hilary we like is Duff from How I Met Your Father."
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"It really doesn't have the charm and sparkle of, frankly, mother. Okay? But we love Duff. You know, she got her teeth fixed. And 'Lizzie Mcguire,' you know, they wanted to do a Lizzie with Hulu, but they said no sex, they didn't want sex. So they went their separate ways just like Lisa and Jason Momoa.
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"And 'The devil wears Prada.' 'Daughters' is by John Mayer. And I've got to run through the halls of your high school in 2024 when you re-elect Trump. Wordle!"
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