"Okay, okay. I've got to rant for a minute," the teacher announced in a short TikTok video. "Just when I thought school couldn't get any weirder, it did today."
"I'm a sub, and the most important thing we do is take roll, so the school gets paid. So, I'm looking at the seating chart as I'm going up and down the rows and marking who's here and who's not," the TikTok user, who uses the screen name @crazynamebridgetmichael and has posted many videos in a school setting, proceeds in the clip posted roughly four days ago. "I get to the third row and I hear this 'meow!' Uhhh, excuse me? Excuse me?" she explains.
"I start looking on the ground, through the fourth row—everything's good. Go to the fifth row—everybody's there. Then I hear 'meow!' I'm like, 'Okay, what's up with that? Who's doing it?' And this little girl in the very front row says, 'You have to meow back at him; he identifies as a cat.' Are you kidding me?" she asks.
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"I said, 'Is there a litter box in here somewhere?' My sarcasm self: I probably should not have said that," the educator continues in the clip.
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"He gets up and he storms out of the classroom, and I'm like, 'Ruff!' Of course, the entire class is laughing. I think, 'Oh, no problem, no foul.' I go to the office—Are you ready for this?—to check out. They said, 'We no longer need your services if you can't identify with all the children in the classroom.' And you wonder why they don't have any subs!" the teacher emphasizes on video.
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"I told the lady, I said, 'I didn't know cats were considered people; I thought they were pets.' Another school off my list," the teacher completes the TikTok video that's captioned, "a typical day of subbing! can't make this up..."
Meanwhile, the name "Sappho" began drawing attention.
Sappho is a YouTuber, a hypnotist in training, who spent her time on VRChat, where she appeared as a sparkly, purple lizard-like creature and offered virtual hypnosis to her peers.
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The influencer appeared in lizard form to make a brazen confession. She was a zoophile: a person who is sexually attracted to animals.
In the 36-minute clip, Sappho described her attraction to German shepherds and likened the struggle of zoophiles to the Stonewall movement. She then switched the video to an audio-only format to describe, with the assistance of another zoophile, why animals can consent to sex with humans. The video has since been viewed more than 600,000 times, horrible.
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